Happy Schlong & Happy Chocha – Plant-Based Vitality Gummies (2-Pack)

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Botanical Support for Mood, Energy & Sensual Wellness

Discover the natural synergy of Happy Schlong and Happy Chocha Gummies—a 2-pack of plant-based supplements crafted to support mood, arousal, and overall well-being. These gummies are made with a unique blend of Amazonian botanicals and nootropic herbs traditionally used to promote circulation, hormonal balance, and cognitive clarity.

Happy Schlong Gummies (Watermelon Flavor)
Formulated to complement the body’s natural functions, Happy Schlong Gummies combine guarana with a blend of seven plant-based ingredients to support energy and vitality. A great-tasting, discreet gummy for those seeking to enhance mood and feel more in sync before intimate moments.

Happy Chocha Gummies (Mango Flavor)
Made with the same blend of adaptogenic and nootropic botanicals, Happy Chocha Gummies are designed to help promote blood flow, ease tension, and support a more sensual mindset—helping you feel more present and connected.

Key Features:

  • Crafted with a blend of Amazonian plant extracts

  • Includes guarana and nootropic herbs to support energy and mood

  • May promote healthy circulation and hormonal balance

  • Non-intoxicating, plant-based formula

  • Each 2-pack contains one dose per flavor (1 gummy each)

  • Made in the USA | Arrives in discreet packaging

Suggested Use:
Take 1 gummy approximately 1 hour before desired effects. For best results, avoid taking with other supplements or medications.

Flavors:

  • Happy Schlong: Watermelon

  • Happy Chocha: Mango

Caution:
For adult use only. Do not use if pregnant, nursing, or taking prescription medications without consulting your physician. Not intended for individuals with heart conditions, allergies, or chronic medical conditions. May affect individuals differently. Store in a cool, dry place. Keep out of reach of children.

Note:
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Warning/Caution

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). Products sold and/or opinions mentioned here are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. The results may vary and there is no guarantee of any specific results.
We recommend consulting with a physician before taking any supplements, especially if you are taking prescription medications. Under certain conditions, adverse effects could occur, so check with your doctor before taking this pill.
Stop using immediately if undesirable effects develop.
DO NOT take if you are pregnant, have high blood pressure, diabetes, or have any heart disease/problems.
Do not exceed recommended daily intake.
Do not take this pill with anything that may have nitrate in it.
Keep out of the reach of children.
Prohibited to be used by any person under the age of 18.
Store this product in a cool dry place.

Additional Information

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We are not the manufacturer of any of the products sold on this site. In addition, we do not assume liability for inaccuracies or misstatements related to such products. Furthermore, we do not accept liability or responsibility for products sold here. These products are sold as novelties. We do not guarantee any statement made by these products. We DO NOT endorse any claim made by the products sold on this website. Therefore, please get in touch with the manufacturer with any questions about any products or issues you have.
Herbal supplements can have different effects on different individuals. Work habits, body type, and size influence results. Additionally, age, daily activities, lifestyle, and even food can affect results.

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