Happy Schlong & Happy Chocha – Plant-Based Vitality Gummies (2-Pack)

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Botanical Support for Mood, Energy & Sensual Wellness

Discover the natural synergy of Happy Schlong and Happy Chocha Gummies—a 2-pack of plant-based supplements crafted to support mood, arousal, and overall well-being. These gummies are made with a unique blend of Amazonian botanicals and nootropic herbs traditionally used to promote circulation, hormonal balance, and cognitive clarity.

Happy Schlong Gummies (Watermelon Flavor)
Formulated to complement the body’s natural functions, Happy Schlong Gummies combine guarana with a blend of seven plant-based ingredients to support energy and vitality. A great-tasting, discreet gummy for those seeking to enhance mood and feel more in sync before intimate moments.

Happy Chocha Gummies (Mango Flavor)
Made with the same blend of adaptogenic and nootropic botanicals, Happy Chocha Gummies are designed to help promote blood flow, ease tension, and support a more sensual mindset—helping you feel more present and connected.

Key Features:

  • Crafted with a blend of Amazonian plant extracts

  • Includes guarana and nootropic herbs to support energy and mood

  • May promote healthy circulation and hormonal balance

  • Non-intoxicating, plant-based formula

  • Each 2-pack contains one dose per flavor (1 gummy each)

  • Made in the USA | Arrives in discreet packaging

Suggested Use:
Take 1 gummy approximately 1 hour before desired effects. For best results, avoid taking with other supplements or medications.

Flavors:

  • Happy Schlong: Watermelon

  • Happy Chocha: Mango

Caution:
For adult use only. Do not use if pregnant, nursing, or taking prescription medications without consulting your physician. Not intended for individuals with heart conditions, allergies, or chronic medical conditions. May affect individuals differently. Store in a cool, dry place. Keep out of reach of children.

Note:
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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Ruben P.
Works well

Works well

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Rick B.
Very good

It’s awesome because it has 2 holes:wink:

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Parrish S.
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Based on 7 reviews
100%
(7)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
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R
Ruben P.
Works well

Works well

R
Rick B.
Very good

It’s awesome because it has 2 holes:wink:

P
Parrish S.
Tenga Flip Zero (black)

So before purchasing the flip zero I did a little digging with the reviews on the product the one common thing I kept coming across was the inside texture being a little to rough compared to the white Tenga Flip but the black version apparently was tighter so I decided to purchase that one instead. Now just to conf on my first use the inside texture was a little rough but after use number 4-5 I got use to it and honestly it makes me extremely hard I like to get rough with it and shove my member all the way in and slowly pull it off feeling the suction and just keep repeating the process but overall I’m enjoying it. But the suction tho :weary: it feels really good I like the pulling sensation, FYI the lube does have a tendency to leak out a bit but I rap a sock around mine to avoid getting lube all over the place. I try to use this thing in every position until I explode inside but overall it’s very satisfying.

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Philippe P.
great

great

H
Hammerdaddy
Great store easy checkout will

Great store easy checkout will definitely recommend